When you need more from Christmas
Than candy canes and toys
I'll deliver something
To help fill up your void
There are no elves or reindeer
Working at this pole
But if you've been a good girl
I'll warm you in the cold
Stockings aren't the only things
Hung this holy night
I'll make sure your Christmas is white
I got a special package
For you to unwrap
And then I'll shower you with more gifts
From my giant sack
Just think how much better off we'd be
If everyone could get some Scottie
Underneath their tree
In the Christmas spirit
I'd even visit Jews
And put the joy of Christmas
Deep inside of you
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